Pretend I'm Sleeping lyrics

Throw! Throw!
My head in the pillow.

Caught you on your knees.
I'm going to sleep.
Pretend I'm sleeping.

Mommy you caught me.
Caught me.
Caught me with my pants down
Don't worry I'll be married some day.
Puerto Rican children look just like me.

I want your baby!
So you'll have to come inside me!
I want your baby!
So you'll have to come inside me.

I asked for it
I asked for it
No I didn't want to scrape it out!
When your sperm crashed through.
When your sperm crashed through.

It crawls out of me
When I am sleeping.