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Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!

Tenacious D:
(BOTH) Fuuuck

Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE F**KED,
SHIT OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

Tenacious D:
(JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-f**ker
we challenge you to a rock off,
(BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Beelzeboss:
F**K! F**K!
FUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CA-A-ATCH?

Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent

Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me Kage it's the only way
(KG) What the f**k are you talkin about?
(JB) To be your little bitch

Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S F**KIN TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO! C'mon Kage, bring the thunder!
(KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
(JB) Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG) Dude,
we've been through so much shit
(JB) De-activated lasers with my dick
(BOTH) Now it's time to blow this f**ker down
(JB) C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take it to brown town
(BOTH) Now we've got to blow this f**ker down
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(JB) C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down
(KG) OOOOOOh we'll piledrive ya, It's time for the smackdown
(JB) Hey desecrator, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, our rock it sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D
(BOTH) D we are (X17)

Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE F**KIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING F**KER!

Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO!

Beelzeboss:
OW, F**K!
MY F**KIN HORN!
OHH NO

Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again

Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
F**K YOU KAGE AND F**K YOU JABLES
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!



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  • Tailypoo-the-Ferret
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    Tailypoo-the-FerretJun 23, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    Somewhat those aren't the right lyrics cause it the anti-chrizler the beezlebob, we know your weekness nour rocket sauce and so on... But I love Jack Black so I love this song.
  • u
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    UnregisteredMar 16, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    I think its soulful and meaningful and it can make me cry as it reminds me of a past love :'( we used to listen to it on deep dark sunsets... God rest her soul r. I. P. (spot the dog)

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