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I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue
La la la, la la la

I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so their ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue

La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue

You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him, in my monologue
Hey Joe! I'm doing real well!
Tonight I'm hosting SNL (crowd cheers)
But I'm not gonna brag about that, in my monologue
La la la, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la

And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight
(Mouths 'Hi Taylor', waves, blows a kiss and winks)
But I'm not gonna comment on that, in my monologue

La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue

You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue
But there's nothing more to say because everything's ok
I've got security lining the stage... (gestures to security)
(Strums guitar faster)

This is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la la la

That was my SNL monologue

(Spoken:) We have a great show. Kanye West is NOT here, so stick around.



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  • luv2laf
    +5
    luv2lafDec 14, 2009 at 2:36 am
    OMG i luv this song it's hilarious and reminds me of so many things...luv u taylor and luv ur monalogue song!!!
  • speak-now-ms-ts
    +2
    speak-now-ms-tsJun 20, 2011 at 6:22 am
    luv it i can totally tell this song was just 4 fun but could totly tell that she put some thought in2 it!!! luv u taylor!!!
  • s
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    SpeakNowFan13Feb 24, 2011 at 10:54 am
    lol this was hilarious shes so funny and what she said about joe haha and blowning and winking at taylor L
  • b
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    beth101Jan 25, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    taylor swift so rocks,
    she's the coolest person in the whole wide world.
    I always look up to her because i'm looking for a singing career and i can't wait :)
    and i love this song :) xxx
  • AlannaVerse
    AlannaVerseFeb 5, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    This cracks me up everytime. I think it was meant to poke fun at her love life (taylor lautner), her ex (joe jonas), and the vma controversy with kanye west. :) i understand why she did what she did.

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