Steel Panther – Community Property lyrics

[Verse 1]
I would give you the stars in the sky
But they’re too far away
If you were a hooker, you’d know
I’d be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I’d be suddenly gay

[Chorus]
’Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

[Verse 1]
You’re the only girl that I like to screw
When I’m not on the road
When I come home, my dinner’s made
And the front lawn is mowed
I’ll kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

[Chorus]
’Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain’t nothing that I wouldn’t do for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

[Bridge]
I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick’s a free spirit
And you can’t restrain it
No, you just can’t chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you and I can’t help
But fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

[Chorus]
’Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain’t nothing that I wouldn’t do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah yeah yeah
No no no
Community property
Oh no no no oh
Community property
Woah
Community property