If I die and go to hell real soon,
It will appear to me as this room.
And for eternity I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned,
With the pillow under my head.
I'd be chatting on the interweb;
Maggots pray upon the living dead.
I had no interest in the things she said.
On the phone every day,
I'll permanently hit the hay.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
At this rate,
I'll be heading for electric chairs.
I'm only human with my cross to bear.
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old school.
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall.
But I call and I call and I call.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want.
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (and I lied about it)
I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want. (and I lied about it)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
(Woah! )
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
She touched herself. She touched herself.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
I laughed myself to sleep.
Its about him chatting online and meeting this girl...started dating her and tricking her into having fake phone sex with him...then he laughed about it...
he met her on the internet and lied about it...
XD
This song is about a guy whom his girlfriend get calling him every night and telling him all sorts of sexual things about her. He just can't stand it and gets horny every time when the girl calls him.
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