If i die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as... this room
If for enternity i lay in bed
In my boxers half stoned with the pillow under my head
I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots pray upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
At this rate
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for this sick dark world
I know that you'll be my downfall
But i call and i call and i call
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
I don't know what i want
I don't know what i want
I don't know what i want
I don't know what i want
I don't know what i want (i met you on the internet)
I don't know what i want (the interweb)
I don't know what i want (i met you on the internet)
I don't know what i want (the interweb)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
Woah!
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself she touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
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