[this is a sample collage, with the same samples repeated many, many times. but I can at least tell you what the individual bits are...]
Would you like some sweets, willy? what would you like then?
Can I have, one of these, and one of these, and two of those, please?
Come on, auntie, we'll miss the bus!
B.l.t. mr and mrs j a(? ) summers.
Here's bertie(? )!
It's the new money, you know.
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/saint_etienne/wilson.html