I bet you they won't play this song on the radio,
I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song.
It's not that it's %$(* or #$*&^&* controversial
It's just that the @*%$ing words are awfully strong.
You can't say ^&*@ on the radio,
Or $@#! Or ^&*% or 4*%*
You can't even say I'd like to?: "* you someday
Unless you're a doctor with a really large ~!*%
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they don't *&%$ing well program it.
I bet you those &*(#ing old program directors
Will think it's a load of horse $&!#
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/m/monty_python/i_bet_you_they_wont_play_this_song_on_the_radio.html