Damn. It's really bright up here.
I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses if I knew we were shooting a
Some of you out there might be up on your rooftop talking to yourself too.
But you ain't famous rappers so no one cares.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going downstairs.
You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I read 'em.
Ha! Too bad I have them memorized I don't even need 'em.
Yeah I still got homophobic lines, but you can't get upset, cuz that fag
Elton John and I once did a duet.
To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life.
I'll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife.
He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsal.
Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the 3rd person.
His rapping is hilarious or completely serious and if you make fun of him
Then he will get freaking furious.
Cuz he can dish it out but he just can't take it.
Like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it.
Whose this dude looking at me? He looks just like me.
He's stalking, mocking me. I think he wants to fight me.
Ow! I tried to hit the man but I broke my hand and then he ran.
Must have been a crazed fab. Damn there he is again!
I'm not afraid. To throw a chair.
It was from ikea. So I don't care.
I'm bumping into people on the street.
I'm wearing Shape-ups on my feet.
I'm just like you. I've been there too.
I'm rich and famous so I take it back it's not true.
It was my decision to do drugs. I did it for fun.
But now I'm done, now I'll get back to making puns about Kim Kardashian and
Her two-ton buns of fun.
So gargantuan that they block out the sun.
I'm the world's greatest rapper a fact that's undisputed.
But for some reason I act like I'm persecuted.
If you think I'm a turkey, well then you can just stuff it.
I'm the only mc to have a beef with a puppet.
I could rap about Afghanistan, Iraq or bp.
But I'd rather make fun of some minor celebrities.
Here's a list of people that I'd like to impeach.
Patricia Hayden, Will Aden, Ruben Studderd and Screech.
But I won't this Kanye or Lil Wayne that ain't fun.
They're both really nice and they ain't hurt no one.
Screw Micheal J. Fox cuz he shakes when he walks.
Aren't you glad that I'm back to get this message across?
I'm not afraid. To get really pissed.
And all my critics, they hardly exist.
I'm such a whinny baby. I keep complaining.
I'm rich as hell, my records sell.
I'm such an ass but I'll get a pass.
People love me cuz I can rhyme words really fast.
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/key_of_awesome/not_afraid_parody.html