Somebody dun gone to the Walmart
Man this the stuff I got for christmas
Well you cleaned up what ya get
5 flannel shirts
4 big mut tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a mustang gt
There's twelve days of christmas
I know that I got it covers look over there in the corner
That's your stuff too!
Ya
Chorus:--12 packs of bud
11 wreslen' tickets
10 a copinhagin
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of red men
6 packs of spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mut tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a mustang gt
Man this aint normle christmas presnts
No ther redneck gifts
Redneck gifts
Ya like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that duble as fishins luers
Of you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells
Or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did of the high dive
Or if youve ever miss-spelled any thing in christmas lights
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for santa claus
What's wrong with that
I never ssaid there was something wrong with it it's just hard to beat
Chorus
Well you know you can't really call it a christmas unless you go down to the penitentery and visit your mamma
Your not lisenin to me get the care key out of your ear
Now I'm gunna do it for you again now listen (x2) [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/jeff_foxworthy/redneck_12_days_of_christmas.html ]
How us rednecks love to spend our christmas yeeehah!
by Unregistered on Jan 18th 2012 11:04 am
I love jeff foxworthy. He is halarious!!! I love one of his jokes where he is talking about taking his kids to school and the car breaks down cause it was out of gas. So the next morning he takes the kids to school and as they are getting out of the car he rolls down the window and says ive got gas this morning:).. Halarious!!!
by Unregistered on Jan 7th 2012 1:11 pm
We sayin' that bein' redneck is hard to beat ya'll!
by Unregistered on Dec 25th 2011 4:35 pm
Any time you can mix shotguns with a holiday, you've got a good holiday, i reckon!