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Somebody done gone to the Walmart
Man this the stuff I got for christmas
Well you cleaned up what ya get
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT
There's twelve days of christmas
I know that I got it covered look over there in the corner
That's your stuff too!
Yeah

CHORUS
12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin tickets
10 of Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Red Man
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dogs
And some parts to a Mustang GT

Man these ain't normal christmas presents
No they're redneck gifts
Redneck gifts
Yeah like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that double as fishing lures
Of if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells
Or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did off the high dive
Or if you've ever misspelled any thing in christmas lights
Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for santa claus
What's wrong with that
I never said there was something wrong with it it's just hard to beat

Chorus

Well you know you can't really call it a christmas unless you go down to the penitentary and visit your momma
Your not lisenin to me get the car key out of your ear
Now I'm gunna do it for you again now listen

CHORUS(x2)



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    UnregisteredJan 18, 2012 at 4:04 pm
    I love jeff foxworthy. He is halarious!!! I love one of his jokes where he is talking about taking his kids to school and the car breaks down cause it was out of gas. So the next morning he takes the kids to school and as they are getting out of the car he rolls down the window and says ive got gas this morning:).. Halarious!!!
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    UnregisteredDec 21, 2011 at 12:40 am
    You'll love the song as soon as u here it :) as soon as you here this song you know its a redneck christmas
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    UnregisteredDec 7, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    Love this song!!! It came on the radio at school and i just started singing to it! I love this song!!! :)..
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    UnregisteredDec 1, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    I love this song
    i think jeff foxworthy is so funny everytime i hear this song i cant help but laugh!!! :)
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    UnregisteredDec 24, 2013 at 6:18 pm
    My dad is a redneck and he loves this song every has to here this song so funny,just plain play full,cool,true,people love this song in my family they go crazy when this comes on i am the only one that talks country this song is great from a true red neck girl to a funny funny funny man great song dude.

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