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(Talking)

Year.!

100 Roman soliders lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them?
I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived! Year.!
Warriors! I bring tidings of great victory, surely there is know other
Warrior in the land who can beat me! Huh!
I am the most fearsome warrior to walk the land of the living,
So I think we've got a problem.
I think there's only one way to settle this!

BOAST BATTLE!

So lets clear the air, grab a chair,
I've got flair, when I fight a bear.
I rip off it's skin, for my wife to wear,
I did it for a dare, I'm your worst nightmare look close, check out my
Facial hair.

Relax, face facts, a fight with you would be an anticlimax,
When you go to war, you don't take off your slackes.
Look at me I'm tough, I fight in the buff,
I could say more but I've said enough so...

Boast Battle!

Have some grace, shut your face!

Boast Battle!

Cause Braedon boy you're well off the pace!

Seems to me that you're not even skilled,
I can fill a lake with the blood I've spilled.
I decorate my house with heads of men I've killed,
I'd stab you right now but I'm trying to chill.

Yeah you got a brain but you've just got one,
I've got five on my belt from the battles I've won.
In a rage, on a rampage, I've killed more men then old age so...

Boast Battle!

And I've only just begun!

Boast Battle!

And I'm not even done!

You're just killing the enemy, that's lazy,
I kill my own people, I'm that crazy.
I go berserk and my eyes go glazy,
I get so mad I could stab a daisy. (But I won't cause that would be stupid)

All right! All right! Stop!
Think a while! Look at your style man that's vile!
You look like you've been dressed by a reptile,
You're a steaming pile, I'm dressed like a king.
I wear a torc round my neck when I'm doing my killing,
And on my finger, I'm wearing a ring.
When I said I fight nude I wasn't counting my bling! Yo!

Boast Battle!

Oh! And I paint myself blue!

Boast Battle!

That is way, way cooler than you!

So much better than you, that you ought to bow,
I'll offer to fight you but you wouldn't know how.
Enough with the talk year, lets end this now,
I can sum it all up in just one word...

Owww! Muuum!



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    Elizabeth RichardsJan 4, 2013 at 9:59 am
    look at me i'm tuff, i fight in the buff.!!!!! We love the Dick Turpin Highwayman song and The Vikings 'literally' !!!! xxx
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    Amii CaleJan 4, 2013 at 11:09 am
    My favourite line, "I go berserk and my eyes go glazy,
    I get so mad I could stab a daisy. (But I won't cause that would be stupid)" I howl with laughter every time I hear that and Emily tells me to SHUT UP MUM !!! xx
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    UnregisteredMay 25, 2012 at 11:06 pm
    Yes! Go on mat, stab a daisy! This is probably my favourite rap of all time! (not counting king charles ii)
    P.s. Eminem needs a new outlet :p (jokes)
    And bayntonettes ftw!
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    UnregisteredMay 11, 2012 at 4:07 pm
    It is quite funny i like the person who has 5 brains on his belt he is funnier then him :d :d :) 8-)
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    UnregisteredApr 24, 2012 at 7:47 pm
    One of the best horrible histories songs ever and it makes me laugh a lot, especially the ending!!! I also like the "i could stab a daisy" bit, it's really funny!

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