Trendspotter acrobat got no fallin’ roomChocking on an ego size of a ? ? roomsShows the trends on his coatWalks out in the rainDismayed to see it hasn’t rained in daysI will buy the drinks if you promise not to ask me what I thinkHogbutcher diplomat throws up on his shoesBurpin’ up an epigram got these from woundsShows the trend on his coatsStaggers through the shineSay us through the shineA million bedtime stories on his mindI will buy the drinks if you promise not to ask me what I thinkTrendspotter acrobat look at my new clown clownFalling apart is as easy as sitting downSlowly peels off his coatThrows it on the floorNothing really matters anymoreI will buy the drinks if you promise not to tell me what you think [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/guided_by_voices/trendspotter_acrobat.html ]