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Golf Brooks – Senior Moments lyrics

It starts out with a look of wonder written on my face
Followed by a fear of something being out of place
With searchin' eyes I look around for something I can't find
Wondering just what it was that ever crossed my mind
Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the process
Never starts
Yeah, starin' into space for me is usually how it starts, senior moments
Brain farts

Well, I was standin' in the kitchen, I'd just opened up the 'fridge
And stood there for the longest moment puzzlin' why I did
I couldn't think of one good reason, so I finally shut the door
And wondered what I put in there and did I want some more?
Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the process
Never starts
Yeah, it might have been ice cream or those blueberry tarts, senior moments
Brain farts

Well, it happened at a Wal-Mart store, can't remember where or when
But I stood there like a zombie wonderin' why I'd just walked in
The greeter said, 'Hello sir, what would you like to see
But I had a senior moment, so they tried to hire me
Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the process
Never starts
I guess I looked bewildered standing there among the carts, senior moments
Brain farts

So, I told my doctor my short memory cells were on the blink
And asked if he could fix 'em, he said, 'Maybe, let me think
Then he asked how long I'd had this problem, was it old or new?
I looked at him and said, What problem and who the hell are you
Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the process
Never starts
I get 'em by the dozen, doc, sometimes they're off the chart, senior
Moments brain farts

So, I stopped in at the pharmacy to look for something new
To try to fix this memory thing and my E. D. Problem too
But, I got my Rogaine and Viagra pills mixed up back at home
I had hair growin' real thick but it was way too stiff to comb
Senior moments brain farts I try hard to remember, but the process
Never starts
Yeah, mixin' up those medicines ain't really very smart, senior moments
Brain farts



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