Crab-Grass Baby: [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/f/frank_zappa/the_crab_grass_baby.html ]
Stroke me pompadour, pompaduooor, pompaduooor, pompaduooor. Stroke me pompadour, father. Stroke it nicely while I tell you about the problems I am having with my car an my girlfriend. Ooo-wo-woo, the white man's burden!
Her and her girlfriend used to go out and booze it up and tear up the upholstery
