Diseases Of The Band lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Ike willis (guitar, vocals)Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)Warren cucurullo (guitar)Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)Peter wolf (keyboards)Ed mann (percussion)Arthur barrow (bass)Vinnie colaiuta (drums)Hiya folks!Alright, here’s the deal,This is our last show here in londonGee, it’s gonna be tough!Got a few...a few of the boys are sick tonightBut they’re still gonna...give you their allI want to introduce you to the members of the rockin’ teen-ageCombo and tell you which ones are sick and what they’ve gotDenny walley on slide and vocalsHe has, he has an aluminum fingerAnd we’re gonna have that removedA little bit later in this show^lthis is ike willisIke has a...now ike, ike is our lead vocalist,Our dynamic male vocalistHe’s got a soar throatAnd all sorts of other things are wrong with himHe’ll never be able to get through this showThe only thing he’s got to take care of is his knitted hatAnd of course tommy mars,Who also has stomach-flu, on keyboardsDo you have any other diseases tommy? No? he’s available! ok!Ed mann on percussionEd is still healthyExcept, and he told me this backstage,Except for his mental healthYou have to expect these things in this kind of a groupAnd peter wolf on keyboardsThere’s, there...apparently there’s nothing wrong with peter yet(he’s got stomach-flu too)You have stomach-flu too? Ooh, my goodness!The circle is closing inOkay, vince colaiuta on drumsNow, as you can see from looking at vince,There’s absolutely nothing wrong with him(malnutrition)Arthur barrow, our bass player has got a ...He’s having a lotta troubleHe’s been very sick all dayMissed the soundcheck and everythingBut he’s gonna tryHe’s gonna try really hardAnd of course: sophia warren on guitar
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