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[Brett:]I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fat and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
(I'm horny! )
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhymo Stampede.
I'm not just wild,
I'm trained, domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo

[Jermaine:]They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless...
(Clear throat)...

[J:]They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.

[B:]My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

[J:]My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

[B:]Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why?
[J:]Why?
[J&B:]Why?
[B:]What?
[J:]Why exactly?
[B:]What? Why?
[J:]Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
[B:]Why?

[B:]Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!

[B:]I'm the motherflippin'
[J:]I'm the motherflippin'
[B:]I'm the motherflippin'
[J:]Who's the motherflippin?
[B:]I'm the motherflippin'
[J:]I'm the motherflippin'
[B:]I'm the motherflippin'
[J&B:]Motherflippin'



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    UnregisteredOct 24, 2013 at 3:46 am
    They totally forgot a portion of the song! After jermaine has his first goof up with "my lyrics are bottomless... ", brett follows up with another verse. "sometimes my rhymes are polite, like thank you for dinner, that was very delicious, good night. Sometimes they may seem like a pornographic scene, nc-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah. Some margarine. "
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    OctopusApr 1, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    The person was most likely being ironic, guys. But I agree on that it's supposed to make you laugh. It's true, and these guys write the best comic relief songs.
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    mattgeorgiJul 1, 2010 at 11:19 am
    your an idiot this is a comedy song it's not supposed to make you think about war and poverty it's supposed to make you laugh and relieve you from those worries.
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    UnregisteredMay 19, 2012 at 10:40 am
    Rhymnoceros is the things u find in ur min d that might intwine from ththings u combine and make it a rhyme as of hiphopopotamus is is what u have inclined and intertwine and make it as if it is mine and feel the things and define to make and press rewind and the times with this in the air in mind i say hip hoppy hop in the things we most desire will flock in the air with that we sings and pop and feel the thing we make and walk our line

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