Feliz Navidad lyrics

Merry christmas and a happy new year. Turn this shit up ya'll.

Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad prospero ao y felicidad

Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad prospero ao y felicidad

Thank you for breaking up with me at christmas
You picked a perfect time of year to do this
Right after i buy every gift you wanted,
I guess that's just the bitch you are.
You changed your pager, home and cell phone number
You even took out a restraining order.
............(uknown) .. you've gone to far.

Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad prospero ao y felicidad

Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad,
Feliz navidad prospero ao y felicidad

I'm really sorry that i fucked your sister
I can't believe she even let me fist her.
I even hooked up with your best friend Ester
Ya she blew me in your car.
I Guess 'll never ever learn my lesson
Just bought a brand new shiny smither wesson.

I'm gunna keep your boyrfriend second guessing
I hope i see him at some bar.
Somebody told me he was born a woman
They said he changed his name from rachel to rubin
You must be the only bitch he's foolin, he should check in for some spa

I hope you get a fuckin yeast infection
Im sure cuz he's using no protection
You know ...... no erection
Yeah, his wee wee won't get high!

Merry merry christmas oh yea [6x]
.... (unknown)