God Did It lyrics

They say God made the Earth in six days
He said, it looks good so it all stays
The seventh day He took a rest
I'm not so sure that was for the best
(but)
If God did it, I can't take credit
If God did it, just forget it
If God did it, it's not my fault
It's up to him to call a halt
Adam and Eve had the garden of Eden
And everything they would ever be needin'
He put the fruit on the tree of knowledge
To get smart now, boy, you have to go to college
(awh)
If God did it, to teach us a lesson
If God did it, it must be a blessin'
Adam slipped, and man fell
So now we all can - go to Hell
God looked down and saw a world of sin
He said, I'll wash it clean and start again
He told old Noah, it's a big pain
You better get ready for a little rain
(well)
If God did it, I guess it was needed
If God did it, his warning was heeded
He said, here's the plan; so Noah, hark
You're the man; go build that Ark
We've got God's word; It's in the Bible
If it's not all true, we can sue for libel
It's totally awesome and simply devine
My favorite miracle is water to wine
If God did it, it must be holy
If God dit it, for amusement solely
I believe every word He spoke
I just hope He can take a joke
(Ha-hah, come on, God)
I hope I don't sound like a blasphemer
May God forgive me, cause He's the redeemer
He sent His only Son to be our Savior
But just to be sure I'm gonna watch my behavior
If God did it, it's His decision
If God did it, well, it's His religion
I love God, and I'm a true believer
But sometimes He seems like an overachiever
The prophesyin' in Revelation
There's no denyin', will be a sensation
The war of wars to close the show
With God and the Devil goin' toe to toe
If God did it, it's His intention
If God did it, he goes on to mention
Some helpful hints and a few tips
On how to survive the Apocalypse
If God did it, there's no intervention
If God did it, it's beyond comprehension
If God did it, the way things are headin'
It's startin' to look like Armegeddon
I'm on my knees, and I pray
Lord have mercy on judgement day
I'm not worthy, and I know it's a sin
So I surrender, Go-o-o-o-o-d, You win
YOU WIN!
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