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Dr. Demento – I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause lyrics

I saw daddy kissing, Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw daddy tickle, Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
There must be some mistake, was I really awake?
I rub my eyes and moved in close up, better look to take
Then I..then I...hey..hey!

Then I saw daddy hugging, Santa Claus
He took his hand and pulled him to the couch,
It must have been just fine, Santa didn't seem to mind
Then daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine,

Then I saw daddy fundle, Santa Claus
And on his beard he nibbled now and then,
I crawled across the floor, I hid behind the door,
I left it open just a crack so I could watch some more
then I..then I..then I...then I..

Then I saw daddy undress, Santa Claus
They quickly threw their clothes on a big chair
Well much to my surprise, I couldn't believe my eyes
It wasn't Santa after all but mommy in disguise

But I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Oh what a laugh it would it been,
If I had really seen daddy kissing Santa Claus that night..!!

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    Not gay enough. One would expect that the dad was having sex with Santa and yet. It turned out to be a disappointment. If there was actual some dad on Santa action it would be way better. It has an okay twist but I still think if it was actually Santa then it'd be a perfect ten out of ten. However with it having been the mother I can only give it a seven out of ten at best. More so a five out of ten due to being misled by the title and original content. The plot twist wasn't well executed regardless and I could've easily made it better. Change the ending to make it actually Santa or follow the original songs course of it being the father (or the other father in this case) and it would've hit home and been more enjoyable for the family.
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