15 Beers Ago lyrics by Deaf Pedestrians

It was 15 beers ago
I was sitting at a show.
It was 15 beers ago
I was with you.

Now my money is all gone
And I'm thinking of a song,
That only 15 beers could spawn
It's sad but true.
And this is how you repay me for my...

Well it was 15 beers ago
I might've just called you a ho
But I what meant by bitch was
"Darling don't ya know?'

Well it seemed you were pretty peeved
When ya told me you were gonna leave
With a guy whose name was Steve
Say it ain't so.
And this is how you're leaving me oh...

Take me out of the world
Don't need another girl
Take me out of the world
Don't need another girl

I don't need you (x3)
I don't need you, no

Well it was 15 beers ago
I might've just told you to go
So don't look back
Just keep on walking towards the door

Oh you skeezy bang-tailed slut
You know I hope that he draws blood
Until you scream
That you can't take it anymore
And this is how I'm thinking of you...

Take me out of the world
Don't need another girl
Take me out of the world
Don't need another girl

I don't need you (x8)

Well I might've gone too far
'Cuz now I'm sitting at the bar
With half a beer and 13 rednecks
At the bar.

And they're talking about their trucks
And if the Stars will beat the Ducks
And the band onstage that sucks
At the bar.
And this is how I'm gonna end it...