Bad meat chicken disaster Ripe like salmonella Trip to the chin 10 million little disasters on one roller coaster Keep strapping me in
One Leg - Two Egg
One Leg - Two Egg
Beehive wig left in the kitchen Right next to the fixin's For all the world to see Don't mean you can't take it with you Hide it from the children Hide it from the family
One Leg [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/daycare_swindlers/one_leg_two_eggs.html ]
