Meathead lyrics

1. FIRST THING YOU DID ON THE DAY WE MET
YOU TOOK AWAY MY CIGARETTES
ONCE YOU GOT MY NICOTINE
YOU NAGGED UNTIL I QUIT CAFFEINE
BUT YOU WEREN'T SATISFIED WITH THAT
YOU TOLD ME I WAS GETTING FAT
YOU TOOK MY BEER YOU TOOK MY SWEETS
NOW you're TRYING TO TAKE MY MEAT
CHORUS:
IM A MEAT HEAD YES I AM
I LOVE THAT BEEF AND PORK AND HAM
I LOVE IT FRIED SMOKED OR STEWED
BAKED OR BROILED OR BARBECUED
BACON STRIPS SIRLOIN TIPS
DOWN MY CHIN THAT SAUCE WILL DRIP
I LOVE TO REAR THOSE BURGERS FRY
ILL BE A MEAT HEAD TILL I DIE
2. YOU TOLD ME I WAS BLIMPING OUT
YOU MADE ME EAT ALFALFA SPROUTS
BUT RABBIT FOOD WAS SUCH A BORE
ID RATHER BE A CARNIVORE
I NEED FOOD THAT I CAN CHEW
ITS IN MY BLOOD TO BARBECUE
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR BRUSSEL SPROUTS
ILL DIE WITH A PORK CHOP IN MY MOUTH
3. IF I WAS SITTING ON DEATH ROW
AND I HAD ONE MORE MEAL TO GO
I wouldn't ASK FOR DRY RICE CAKES
SOY BEAN SOUP OR BARLEY FLAKES
ID ASK THE WARDEN FOR ONE LAST RIDE
TO A BURGER JOINT WE CALL CLYDES
ID ORDER A DOZEN BURGERS TO GO
ID TAKE MY TIME AND EAT EM SLOW
IM A MEAT HEAD YES I AM
I LOVE THAT BEEF AND PORK AND HAM
I LOVE IT FRIED SMOKED OR STEWED
BAKED OR BROILED OR BARBECUED
WEENIES ROASTED ON A STICK
JUICY STEAKS NICE AND THICK
I LOVE TO HEAR THOSE BURGERS FRY
ILL BE A MEAT HEAD TILL I DIE