Maybe someday, i'll go back again to Ireland
If my dear old wife would pass away
She nearly has my heart broke with all her naggin
she's got a mouth as big as galway bay
See her drinkin 16 pints of Pabst Blue Ribbon
And then she can walk home without a sway
If the sea were beer instead of salty water
She would live and die in galway bay [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/clancy_brothers/galway_bay.html ]
See her drinkin 16 pints of Padgo Murphy's
When the barman says "I think its time to go"
She doesn't try to speak to him in gaelic
But a language that the clergy do not know
On her back she has tattooed a map of Ireland
And when she takes her bath on Saturday
She rubs the sunlight soap around by Claddaugh
Just to watch the suds roll down by Galway Bay