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Chris Moyles – Pissed lyrics

I wanna be drunk when I wake up,
I wanna be drunk by 7 o clock,
I wanna be smashed before the world wakes,
Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes,
No coffee cause I would not be drunk at all.
I wanna be drunk by this morning
Cause a bit of booze makes it less boring,
Schoefield windshield I'm not very sober,
I think I'll struggle to get through this song,
Cause I need some booze every once in a while,
Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle,
All drama through lie detection, mum F#cked a member of One Direction,
Pass the lager lets stop the thinking and
Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie

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