I eat Mrs. Fields
I snack between meals
You can see my crack above my Levis
I don't need to diet
To prove I'm light
And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Deep fry
Don't exercise
And grow that middle age waistline
It salivates my glands
To smell a fresh roast ham
So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over
A second helping here
A hefty mug of beer
Let's get some dinner before the food gets colder
Middle age waistline
I got a spandex waistband
Middle age waistline oh yeah
Not a crumb gets wasted
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
All those original Baba O'Riley fans now fit this song! It's not Teenage Wasteland any more... more like middle-age-spread.
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