Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I trust you
But you can't tell these days
Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I want you
But let's wait a few days
She might look nice and sweet
But sleeps with every guy she meets
You might think you know some guy
But you know guys and they always lie
Hello I love you
Lets get tested for AIDS
You know I trust you
But you can't tell these days
Hello I love you
And liked to get laid
You know I want you
But I'm deathly afraid
She holds my hand and sighs
But her hand won't satisfy
Our thoughts are wicked
But our legs are crossed
And I doubt I can hold out too long
The doc won't know for at least a week
I'm like a dog locked up when my mate's in heat
And I hope she doesn't see me drool
Cuz I hope to use my rusty tool
Hello, hello
Hello, hello
Hello, hello
'Uh, Hullo? '
'Good news Mr. Johnson, your test results are in and you're back in business.'
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Another Doors classic, "Hello, I Love You" falls to the laugh-axe.
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