I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are
( I Love You Just The Way You Are-Billy Joel)
Don't go padding your bra to please me
You never had much chest before mmmm
And don't imagine your hoots is Jewed-ah
'cuz I don't need a whole lot more [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/bob_rivers/i_love_your_breasts_the_way_they_are.html ]
Oh You'd probably leave me if they were bigger
Your bust would keep me from your heart mmmmm
I'd miss the good times. I love the flat times
I love your breasts the way they are
I need to know that you will always wear
A trainer a-cup 32
Oh
How could you think that they're not pleasing me
The way that I've been squeezing you
Woah, I don't want heaving mounds of cleavage
I never want to work that hard
Ohhhh
I just want something that I can fondle
I love your breasts the way they are
Ohhhhhhh
Bob rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a cd of twisted christmas songs, and more twisted christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Plastic boobs are the target, and billy joel's song is the foil.