Dick Cheyney's got a gun
Dick Cheyney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
Squinting in the Texas sun
What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?
They say when Cheyney goes to Texas
You'll find him hunting fish and game
His buddy had it coming 'cause
When Cheyney's got a gun he's just
Not that good at taking aim
Cheyney's got a gun
Dick Cheyney shot someone
Cindy Sheehan better run
Gotta watch her liberal buns
Tell him that the war's not through
He'll probably put a hole in you
He tracked a little bitty birdie
Hoping to blow out it's brains
They say the spell that he gets under
From double-barrelled thunder makes his
Eyes bug out like he's insane
Run away, run away from the Vice President Yeah Yeah Yeah
Run away, run away, run from Dick Chey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ney
Dick Cheyney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
Cindy Sheehan better run
He's a weapon of mass destruction
Dick Cheyney shot someone
Bob Rivers is the first true internet star. Bob is a radio announcer and producer. None of his material was ever intended to be released, but fans recorded the troupe's songs and traded them on the net, creating a star in a market that never existed.
Eventually, the production crew released a CD of Twisted Christmas songs, and More Twisted Christmas songs. Those were the two produced for sale.
All others are bootleg copies of a very funny and talented production crew.
Cheyney tried to sweep it under the rug, but with Aerosmith's music. Bob and the crew make sure we don't forget.
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