New Math lyrics

Re: statutory rape laws.

In most states, with underage persons, the age gap allowed is three years. So if tory is 12 as it says, bobby is 14, and kim is 7, and assuming that her birthday is the day you are doing the math on, it will be 132 months before their threesomes are no longer considered statutory rape (eleven years, since kim needs to be 18).

Lion ryon youre a douche... Thanks for explaining where would i be without ya

He says c(see)-a(eh)-l(ell), see (c) you (u) later (lator).

And as far as the statuatory rape laws, there are several factors. For instance, a person who is over the age of eighteen can't date a minor or at least (depending on state) not one under the age of 17 or 16. Also, there is law, which also varies, that will not allow two minors with a large age gap be with eachother either. A 9 year old for instance can't be with a 16 year old even though they are both minors...

He's not saying see you all he's saying c (see) a (ay) l (ell) c u lator

Hello!

@ lion ryon - its six titles and lance armstrong has six titles at the tour defrance, and has testicular cancer.

Kennedy and lincoln were two american presidents who were assassinated the common "factor"

Post 3 of three. Read the other ones first. In this post we discuss the word problems!

If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop
with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
in order to predict his volume change
you'll need to know the value of pi

This is a pun on the word pie. Pie is a fruit filled pastry, while pi is an irrational number approximately equal to 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937. Since it is an irrational number it is impossible to know its true value. The digits go on forever with no pattern.

And there's a metal train that's a mile long
and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
how long 'til it reaches and kills the driver,
provided that he's a good conductor,

A pun on the word conductor: a substance or object that allows electricity to flow through it conducts electricity; the conductor is the person who is in charge of a railroad train, bus, or streetcar.

*** if we assume there is no resistance in the metal train so that the electricity travels at 186,000 miles per second, can we use that to calculate the answer, or would we have to assume that since the train is grounded by the track it will never reach the driver?

And if ten percent of men are gay
and twenty percent of men are chinese,
what are the odds that a man chosen at random
spends his free time at mealtime while on his knees

*** do chinese people eat on their knees? *** for the gay guy are we talking about sodomy or oral sex? (i can picture both being on their knees).

And if kim is half as old as bobby
who is two years older than twelve year old tori,
for how many more 30 day months
will their threesomes be considered statutory... Rape

Kim is 7
bobby is 14
tori is 12

*** what is the age of consent? Doesn’t at least one of them have to be over the age of consent for this to be statutory rape? *** knowing the ages in years you want the answer in months. Can we assume all three have their birthday today? If so can i come to the ‘party’? (oh that is bad! )

Because math can be sexy

Cause having sex is like quadratic expansion
if it can't be split then it's time to stop,
*** i have no clue on this one!

And having sex is like doing fractions,
it's improper for the larger one to be on top,
in an improper fraction such as 4/3, the numerator (4) is larger than the denominator (3).

And having sex is like math homework,
i do it best when i'm alone in my bed. Bo, see my comment about your tree of asian porn.

And squaring numbers are just like women,
if they're under thirteen just do them in your head... This line makes me wonder about rx’s post. Rx, you are offended by making fun of illnesses like cancer and parkinson’s, but not by this line. Somewhere between the age of 0 and 12 there has to be an age where most people would not consider even imagining having sex with a girl... Yet this line does not offend you. That says a lot about you rx.

Ok guys, this is disappointing! I came here to find out the meaning of the lyrics and the only meaning that is posted is the ln(x) joke with is the most obvious! To get the ball rolling i will put in all the meanings i know. If you can tell me what the verses with *** mean i would appreciate it!

What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die

Ok, this verse it a bit too obvious to explain

And what's domain, domain, range (xxy)? On a graph the x coordinate is the domain, the y is the range, so we have xxy
a kid with too much in his pants
men have an xy chromosome, women have xx. Every so often someone has xxy and that makes them a hermaphrodite: they have both male and female body parts. (just google it! ).

And two balls minus one? Seven titles at the tour de france
*** not a clue! What on earth does this mean?

Split a decision with long division,
a split decision is not unanimous. In math there is only one right answer. Take the circumference of your circumcision
a circumcision is an operation to cut off the end of your dick. The circumference is the distance around a circle. How big is yours?

Live like your data and when you're all "set"
sets in math are groups of related things

Put it all together and whatever you get. It's new math...

What's a bag of chips divided by five,
well that's a nike workers' meal
there are a lot of overseas business that do not pay their employees a fair wage. I guess nike is one of them? And santa clause multiplied by "i"? Well i guess that makes him real
it should be ‘i’ not ‘i’. ‘i’ is the square root of -1. Since if you multiply two negative numbers together you get a positive number there is no real way to take the square root of a negative number so we use imaginary numbers. ‘i’ times an imaginary number gives a real number. Santa is imaginary (sorry virginia), so if you multiply him by ‘i’ he would be real.

More later.

This song is amazing i jack off to it. I have great times with this song. I have a warm feeling inside of my penis when i listen to this song

Lmao i love this song its so funny
somethings are lik border line racist but its not bad
and as for -rx- dude calm the fuk down
the song is not that really offensive
i have leukemia
i dnt find it offensive it gives me somethin to laugh about
relax

Dear rx,
your probably the kind of person that laughs at off-color jokes and sexist jokes. The song is funny. For all you know, cancer and parkinson's bothers him. Some people deal with things like that through humor. Grow up please.