Hard Road lyrics

the band was recording one day and then they got hungry so they decided to hit a kfc. on the way to the kfc ozzy told geezer to slow down because it was such a bumpy ride. tony replied 'we can't because it won't help ozzy'

ozzy then replied asking tony, 'jeepers, why not tony?'

in which bill ward said 'burp' and ozzy said 'I wasn't talking to you billy' which is when tony chimed in and said 'what was the question again ozzy?'

in frusteration, ozzy asked 'why won't it help if we slow down?'

tony asked 'what about slowing down?'

being angry now, ozzy shouted 'man, I just asked geezer to slow down because it was so bumpy, and then you said it wont help, which is when I asked you, why wont slowing down help'

tony returned asked ozzy, wont help what?'

ozzy at the end of his wits said 'why wont slowing down help stop the trip to kfc be so bumpy of a ride?'

tony goes 'oh, I don't know mate?'

so bill said 'BURP' again

then right after that geezer shouted 'it wont help because its a HARD ROAD... now shut your cannons because we pulling into kfc. original or extra crispy?'

as bill goes 'BURP' once more, ozzy and tony said to geezer... 'original or extra crispy what geezer?'

... Well, it could of happened... prove me otherwise?