Hard Road lyrics

The band was recording one day and then they got hungry so they decided to hit a kfc. On the way to the kfc ozzy told geezer to slow down because it was such a bumpy ride. Tony replied 'we can't because it won't help ozzy'

Ozzy then replied asking tony, 'jeepers, why not tony? '

In which bill ward said 'burp' and ozzy said 'i wasn't talking to you billy' which is when tony chimed in and said 'what was the question again ozzy? '

In frusteration, ozzy asked 'why won't it help if we slow down? '

Tony asked 'what about slowing down? '

Being angry now, ozzy shouted 'man, i just asked geezer to slow down because it was so bumpy, and then you said it wont help, which is when i asked you, why wont slowing down help'

Tony returned asked ozzy, wont help what? '

Ozzy at the end of his wits said 'why wont slowing down help stop the trip to kfc be so bumpy of a ride? '

Tony goes 'oh, i don't know mate? '

So bill said 'burp' again

Then right after that geezer shouted 'it wont help because its a hard road... Now shut your cannons because we pulling into kfc. Original or extra crispy? '

As bill goes 'burp' once more, ozzy and tony said to geezer... 'original or extra crispy what geezer? '

Well, it could of happened... Prove me otherwise?