Midnight In Parliament Square lyrics by Bill Bailey

A cat cries out in the night (miaow)
A dog cries out in the night (ruff)
A cat and a dog cry out in the night (miaow, ruff)
Two cats and a dog cry out in the night (miaow, ruff, raaaw)

But the government, eh, doesn't hear (ya,ya,ya)
It's just the politics of fear (Boo, ahhh)

A tramp cries out in the night (ahhyoustinkin...)
A tramp and a cat cry out in the night (ahhsomein, miaow)
Two tramps and a cat cry out in the night (ahhhyeah, miaow, ooh)
Two tramps, a dog and a cat cry out in the night (ahhgetouttaere, comeereyoufurrylittlebastard, miaow, ooohh, ruff)

And it's midnight (bong)
In parliament square
Midnight in parliament square

Ok then over to you
A cat cries out in the night (miaow) beautiful
A dog cries out in the night (ruff)
Weasel cries out in the night (eek)
Dolphin cries out in the night (uuuur) What?
Worm cries out in the night

Lets see if we can really stretch you
An amoeba cries out in the night
Oh of course not, they're reproducing asexually

Tramp cries out in the night (eeeahh-yy)
There are some quite well spoken tramps inside here
That bloke over there, "I say, bugger off will you"
"I'm not a real tramp you know, I'm one of those corporate tramp placement schemes.
Have you got twenty-five pounds for some Lapsang Souchong?"

Midnight in parliament square