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I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night as I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
She tells me that I'm full of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

My old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked inside my kit
I thought i would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
And if anyone of you feel offended
Push your head in a bucket of ...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen



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    Ed ApodacaFeb 14, 2013 at 7:01 pm
    I listened to Dr. Demento every Sunday in Jr High and even sent him some radio comedy produced with my friends (never played on air).
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    UnregisteredApr 30, 2012 at 12:53 am
    I bought this 45 when i was 9 years old when it was released in the early 70's. I haven't heard it since until today.
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    UnregisteredMar 18, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    My version of this song is very close. It was sung by an irish boy and he got it from his father, most likly a bar song. Drinking song. I don't have the real lyrics.

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