Proper Chrimbo lyrics

Come and sing with me
Proper Chrimbo,
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Chrimbo, (wibble)
Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Chrimbo,
So excited you might wee
Proper Chrimbo, Proper Chrimbo

On the seven days of Christmas my true love gave to me
A peregrine falcon, prober bo I tell thee
Shelltore trainers and a David hat
A new set of headphones all shiny and black
I didn't sleep that night for Santa to come
I wet the bed, that's what I had done
Coz Christmas time is the place to be
I always wake up in a puddle of wee
With a ho, ho and a Silent Night
A little chippalatta I'll be feeling alright
Turkey's on the table, as big as a cow
We'll celebrate Chrimbo I tell thee how
Reet oh

Come and sing with me
Proper Chrimbo, Selecta
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Chrimbo, Selecta
Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Chrimbo - (glass smash)
So excited you might wee
Aaaaarrrr!

Eee hee
Ho ho ho
I'm a bad mo fo
I got presents y’all for the 2 by 2
They closed the shop so I got time for you
Super funky and you’re one of us
Watch out Santa cause here I come
Cause I sleep on the floor never ever on the bed
That’s Santa style it’s all in your head
It’s me dressed up, come sit on my knee
I got gifts for y'all, watcha got for me?
Shamone (shamone) shamone (shamone)
Shamone check check thacone
Say Bubbles aint a monkey she can move real funky
Shamone check, check thacone (that's right)
Ow!

Come and sing with me
Proper Chrimbo, Selecta
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Chrimbo, Selecta
Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Chrimbo, Selecta
So excited you might wee
Proper Chrimbo, Proper Chrimbo

Ey up, where's that band gone?
Come on kids, help us out
Sing with me (proper bo)
Check it out (proper bo)
Can I get a rewind (proper bo)
Hell that were reet good (proper bo bo, proper bo bo, proper bo bo)
Come on now, let's get it together, you as well Kes

Sing with me
Come and sing with me
Proper Chrimbo, (take me for a drink)
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Chrimbo (make your mind up)
Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Chrimbo (put up your Christmas tree)
So excited you might wee
Proper Chrimbo, proper Chrimbo, proper Chrimbo

Can I get a key change?
Come and sing with me
Proper Chrimbo (sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Chrimbo
Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Chrimbo (put up your Christmas tree)
So excited you might wee
Proper Chrimbo, proper Chrimbo, proper Chrimbo (so excited, so excited, so excited)

Ohhh reet good now come on sing with me!
Come and sing with me
Proper Chrimbo (sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me
Proper Chrimbo (I'll take you for a drink)
Put up your Christmas tree
Proper Chrimbo (put up your Christmas tree)
So excited you might wee
Proper Chrimbo, proper Chrimbo, proper Chrimbo (so excited, so excited, so excited)

Have a proper bo Chrim, bo
Bubble squat!
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