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Asher Roth – Cartoon Chick lyrics

THE CANNON!

"Yo Ash"

What's up man?

"If you could have any Cartoon chick, who would it be?"

Ha, It's funny you ask that...

[ASHER ROTH:]
Right off the bat I'd have Jessica Rabbit
Cuz she's the baddest, I love those taties
Yea that chest pressed, an that red dress
And I'm obsessed yes, with red heads
So Ariel, wold get it in the shower
To Beauty with Beast, Effile Tower
I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride, and then I'd ride her carpet until I made her fly
And Cinderalla's better than the Step-Sisters
Gives the best head and is the best kisser
Unless of course she forgot the glass slippers
The Fairy Godmother is the one to give the dick to.
Mulan's punan is oh-so-sweet
Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I get her in the sheets
I fucked with Snow White cuz I heard she was a freak
Yo forget Hugh Heff I'm rollin' with Disney

If you fucked a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cuz if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just stroll on home

I'd Scooby Doo Daffney while Beatty Boo watched
Tell Judy Jetson, "you can get on top"
Yea of course I'd do Wilma, but Beatty's mad hot
Not Fred Flinstone, but I'll make ya bed rock
I fucks Ion Flucks and Rogue from X-Men And maybe Rayma Rite cuz I heard she was a lesbien
Smurff Ed forget it cu of my rude feddish
So that includes Marsh Simpson to get it.

If you fucked a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cuz if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just stroll on home

If you fucked a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick?
If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick
Cuz if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone
I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just stroll on home

Yo dave you know who else I'd do? Lois Griffiin
You ever seen that episode where she was just in, I think nothin' in that picture, woah



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