Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured lyrics

Ask if we can have six inIf not we'll have to have twoYou're coming up our end aren't youSo I'll get one with youWon't he let us have six inEspecially not with the foodHe could have just told us no thoughHe didn't have to be rudeSee her with the green dressShe talked to me at the barHow come it's already two pound fifty?We've only gone about a yardCouldn't you see she were gorgeousShe were beyond beliefBut this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff IceCame and paid for her tropical reefSitting going backwardsAnd I didn't want to leaveI said it's High Green Via Hillsborough pleaseWell how funny were that sketch earlierUp at that taxi rankOh no you woulda missed it,I think it were when you went to the bankThese two lads squaring up proper shoutingAbout who was next in the queueThe kind of thing that would seem so sillyBut not when they've both had a fewWell calm down, temper, temperYou shouldn't get so annoyedYou're acting like a silly little boyAnd they wanted to be menAnd do some fighting in the street(They said) No surrender! No Chance of RetreatSo hiding in the taxiCause I didn't wanna leaveI said it's High Green mateVia Hillsborough pleaseDrunken plots hatched to jump it, ask around are you sure?Went for it but the red light was showingAnd the red light indicates doors are secured