Three Minute Positive Not Too Country Up Tempo Lov lyrics

This is a three minute song
To tell her that I love her
And how wonderful we get along
A sweet sentiment that's borderline stick
A lotta right and not much wrong

It's a little bit edgy, but softer than spaghetti
Weak yet redundantly strong
It's a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song

Chorus:
Yeah, it's a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song
It's a way for me to tell her that I love her
But it can't be too long
There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin'
No lyin', no leavin', that stuff it just don't belong
In a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song

--- Instrumental ---

You won't hear four-letter words
Just me tellin' her
That she's the every breath I draw
And how I can’t live without her
And I could never doubt her
‘Cause she could never do no wrong

Well it's the right amount of timin'
The proper form of rhymin', a little guitar
Then it's gone
It's a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song

Yeah, in a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song
It's a way for me to tell her that I love her
But it can't be too long
There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin',
No lyin', no leavin', that stuff it just don't belong
In a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song

Yeah, in a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song

--- Instrumental ---
Boy thats right

There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin',
No lyin', no leavin', that stuff it just don't belong
In a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song

Yeah, In a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song...

(Spoken)
Hey how much time is that Kieth?
(about three fifty six)
We need four more seconds...
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