Adam Sandler – Cool Guy 2 lyrics

-{The Sounds of waves crashing-

Sean: This is quite the chill night. Kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.

Girl #2: Yeah, the waves are so calming.

Sean: So, is your body. Looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.

Girl #2: Thanks sean, that's so sweet.

-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player-

Sean: Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours.

Girl #2: Uh-oh.

Sean: Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.

Girl #2: Oh sean, you're so cute.

Sean: Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?

Girl #2: Oh my god.

Sean: Yeah.

Girl #2: And how about you take off clothes, sean.

Sean: Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?
Girl #2: My god, you look good, sean.

Sean: Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.

Girl #2: Ooh.

-{she starts to unbuckle his pants-

Sean: Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'.

Girl #2: What's that?

Sean: Let's get it swingin'.

Girl #2: No, the other thing you said?

Sean:... The wet-weiner?

Girl #2:-{gasps- You know what?

Sean: Yeah?

Girl #2: I'm going to go throw up, now. See you.

Sean: Hmm, leave me all horny here. How-- how you going to get home there, baby?

Girl #2: I'll walk.-{She begins to walk away-

Sean: Mm-hm. I'm-a call you.

Girl #2: Don't. -{She's gone-

Sean: A'ight, A'ight. I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby.-{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.
Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch?

The end