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Adam Sandler – Stoned On Sesame Street lyrics

Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street,
How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet.

Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street.
I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really fucked (bleeped) up. He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?

Big Bird:
Sure Kermit, today's letter is......... Joint.

Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter. It is a word.

Big Bird:
Sorry kids. Today's letter is.... Threeee!

Uhhhh, Big Bird, three is a number *chuckle*

Big Bird:
Exactly, the number three, which is how many joints I've smoked today.
Kermit.... Are you with me?

God, I'm stoned!

Big Bird:
Me too.


Guys, guys, show go on. Come on.

Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say our abc's Big Bird...

Big Bird:

Kermit and Big Bird:
A, B, C, D, E, F, are, G, Q, K, C, are, uhh F, C

Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kramitt.

Did you just uhh call me Kramitt??

Big Bird:
Yes I did.

Heh, Kramitt the frog here. Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids. Today's show was brought to you by the letter ummm,

Big Bird:

And the number......

Big Bird:
God, you're messed up...

Fuck you!!! (bleeped)
The number, fuck you!! (bleeped)


Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye, bye, kids!

Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street,
How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet

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