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[With Jeff Dunham]
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you

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  • aznchick12
    aznchick12Sep 30, 2008 at 2:52 am
    LOL funniest version of Jingle Bells EVR! I LOVE IT! The ending is HILARIOUS! My nuts keep fallingoff xDxD
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    UnregisteredApr 18, 2012 at 8:46 pm
    God osama bin laden refused to give achmed his virgins so therfore bin laden is to blame for achmed getting killed
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    UnregisteredMay 14, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    I love this song so i kill u hatters love him every one has to love him he is to awsome for anyone to hate him
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    UnregisteredDec 10, 2011 at 5:50 pm
    Jeff (or je-fuh-fuh, in the words of peanut) dunham is hilarious! Total comic genius. (: only he can do this! (:
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    UnregisteredJan 11, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    Ha ha ha this is the best christmas song ever i love achmed he is so awesome and so is this song i love how he can make christmas sound like a very happy holiday while using boms and explosive things as the lyrics who new it would become a hit song ...
    Do not say you hate the song cause if you do ' i kill you'

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