Hairless, large flashing black eyes,
Pear-shaped head,
A chalky grey-white complexion,
Wanted for a fifteen year record of caddle mutilation, vandalism, and abduction,
Last reported: seen flying a grey metallic saucer-shaped vehicle
Suspect is still at large [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/a_guy_called_gerald/alien_report.html ]
