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Oh my God, it's here.
This awful time of year,
How I hate the snow is falling
Wealthy neighbors bragging about the gifts they're getting!
"Jack!" They say, "let me see your gifts now! You're getting K-Mart clothes!"
And then, and then, I had a revelation!
This is my chance to sew their lips clean shut
This song is about a Grinch-like character named jack, who hates Christmas because of his neighbors who brag about their gifts, while he gets cheap clothes. Then, he decides to get back at them.