[parody of desperado by the eagles]
What makes you think you're so holy?
Youre gonna be guacamole before too long.
Oh, you're a green one,
You know that you're out of season.
Youd better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before it's too late.
Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/w/weird_al_yankovic/avocado.html