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Tim Hawkins – Things You Don't Say To Your Wife lyrics

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    This is really just a funny song that he wrote about things you don't want to say to your wife. For example, saying things like 'have you gained some weight in your rear end' and 'i bought you a treadmill' is like insulting her weight. And then things like the "I planned a hunting trip on your birthday" and "I taped it over our old wedding video" and "the diamond in the ring I gave you is a fake" and "would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game" suggests that these things are more important than your wife. No wife wants to be compared to the old girlfriend in anything but a "you're so much better than her" way. And then the "those shoes are pretty lame' is like 'where did you get those socks, the baby department?" It's just insulting. It doesn't matter if her cooking isn't as good as mother makes or that her eyes are puffy, keep it to yourself! You know, like... "if you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife, these are the things you don't say to your wife". If I had a husband like that... well.
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