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JORMA
These days, a lot of catz is outta line

ANDY
Seems to me like they need to get punched

JORMA
Yeah, but where you gonna punch them?

ANDY
Yo, the choice is obvious

ANDY
I'll punch you in the jeans, I'll punch you in the jeans
This is not a case of man vs. machine

JORMA
You think that you're safe, thought you got away clean

ANDY
I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

JORMA
I've got my fist clenched, gonna throw a hay-maker
Rockin' your slacks from here to jaimaca
Shaking your boots 'cause I'm the earth-quaker
Bringing those jeans around here was a mistake-a

ANDY
I got a vendetta, it's against your jeans
Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams
They could be on your legs, or on the clothes line
But when I see the zipper and cloth, it's go time

JORMA
And I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel-vision

ANDY
Gonna cover you in sh*t like a ton of pigeons

JORMA
Man I hate your jeans, I'm gonna bruise that denim

JORMA
It really doesn't matter, as long as you're in 'em

ANDY & JORMA
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
Better watch your back, 'cause we're on the creek, and we won't stop until your jeans are six feet deep

JORMA
Man I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed 'em to the fishes,
Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes
Punch your jeans on all three counts
It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts

ANDY
Yo, if I had three wishes I would do the same
We see eye to eye in this jean punch game (yeah)
I'd lay them in a field where there's chemical spray
But I'd punch them first

JORMA
Yo that goes without sayin' (yeah)
Acid wash, pleats, or a nifty cuff
It's just another jean for my fist to stuff

ANDY
Throwing fist to cuffs, eat pants like bagged lunches
Jeans pronounced dead

JORMA
Cause of death?

ANDY
Hecka punches

ANDY & JORMA
Yo we'll punch your jeans, we said it before,
Best believe this is not a metaphor
You got something to say?
We got the proper retorts
Beat your jeans so bad that they wish they were shorts

ANDY
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm

JORMA
Gonna beat those jeans, wanna dip 'em in slime
Turn your 501's into 499's

ANDY
When I punch your jean I like to imagine a face
The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face

JORMA
You got taste and it shows, my man

ANDY
God damn your jean brand got me throwing my hand

JORMA
Gonna go back in time and find the man who made jeans
And choke him to death, if you know what I mean

ANDY
Yo I know what you mean, so keep your jeans on a hush
So breakout out out
When you get a bum rushed

ANDY & JORMA
You we'll punch your jeans, we said it before
Best believe this is not a metaphor
So take off your jeans and reverse the curse
'Cause we're the best jean punchers in the universe

JORMA
It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em (x2)



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  • U
    UnregisteredDec 21, 2011 at 1:31 am
    I don't see how there canbe any debate on this at all. The answer is obvious, this song is about when andy and jorma went out shopping for jeans.
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    alluponMar 5, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    I feel like this song is a sharp social commentary on early 1300s eastern Pronasia when then ruler Arterius Handrake commisioned the design of an attachment to the human body with five digits and multiple points of articulation. A great undertaking that took nearly three decades to complete by famed inventor Domin Fingerles the Hand was finished. Economy swelled with the Hand at the center. With new ways manipulating the environment and so many uses it seemed like nothing could stop the avalanche of production. Then, in 1362, it happened. In the small town of Ponchonner two gentlemen were arguing arbitrarily when suddenly one of the men swung his arm and his newly attached Hand landed squarely on the the other's nose. Dark days lay ahead for Pronasia. Soon everyone was swinging and hitting and the country fell into anarchy. Handrake, seeing what terrible things he had unleashed upon the world, offed himself by choking his own neck with his first pair of prototype Hands. Fingerles was blacklisted and lost everything. He died alone at the age of 56 a raving drunk. Such is the legacy of the Hand and though many terrible things it has brought, we should forever be thankful for the many wonderful things that came of this idea!
  • TOBZ101
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    TOBZ101Apr 5, 2009 at 4:39 am
    In other words ur saying that u stink and that ur a waste of space and that u luv the same sex as u right?...of course!!

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