In a modern evolution there are brand new creatures
Classified loosely as technology freaks
Always searching cyberspace for upgraded features
Ridiculed by others, labeled retards and geeks
I want to pull the plug and cause your system to crash
But then where would you be?
With no heated up discussions in an internet chat
You look like a helpless, virtual loser to me
Virtual, virtual, virtual loser
Their closest human contact
Is through a keyboard and mousepad
But you can't take a computers to the senior prom
To reach 'em write loser care of mommy and dad
Or www.loser.com
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