Craig - Stephen Lynch
[00:14]Everyone knows Jesus,
[00:17]The guy who healed the lame.
[00:21]Well, I am Jesus' brother,
[00:24]Craig is my name.
[00:31]Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
[00:34]Jesus is the Lamb.
[00:38]Jesus is the Son of God,
[00:41]But Craig don't give a damn.
[00:46]Because when Craig's in sight,
[00:48]We'll party all damn night.
[00:50]I don't turn water into wine,
[00:51]But into cold Coors Light.
[00:53]I'm not my brother, I know,
[00:55]Don't walk on H2O,
[00:56]But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.
[01:01]I'm fuckin Craig.
[01:04]I'm fuckin Craig.
[01:07]I'm fuckin Craig.
[01:19]I hang out with Lepors,
[01:22]Barabbas, and Solemay.
[01:26]Jesus' friends are called Apostles.
[01:29]Those dudes are totally gay.
[01:33]Jesus performs miracles,
[01:36]From Galilee to Rome.
[01:40]But it would be a miracle,
[01:43]If he brought a fuckin lady home.
[01:48]Because while Jesus is prayin,
[01:50]Fuckin Craig is layin,
[01:52]Every lady in the Testament,
[01:54]You know what I'm sayin'?
[01:55]I won't die for your sin,
[01:57]Like my famous kin.
[01:58]But if you've got a little sister,
[02:00]Then there's room at this inn.
[02:02]I'm fuckin Craig.
[02:05]I'm fuckin Craig.
[02:09]I'm fuckin Craig.
[02:20]Jesus was our mothers fave,
[02:24]All her love to him she gave.
[02:27]But there's no sibling rivalry,
[02:30]When he's nailed to that tree.
[02:37]And now the question for you,
[02:38]Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
[02:40]But where will you be,
[02:41]When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
[02:44]And if the Lord will allow,
[02:45]You've got to ask yourself how,
[02:47]And who and why and when and where is your messiah now?
[02:50]It's fuckin Craig.
[03:00]I'm fuckin Craig.
[03:14]I'm fuckin Craig.
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