The Beer Song lyrics

Our work day's done.
Go grab a shower!
Let's hit the pub.
It's Happy Hour.

If we get bombed.
Who gives a damn?
I'm not as drunk,
As you think I am.

Those chicks right there
don't look to good,
but three more beers...
I think I would!

It's either them,
or my right hand.
I'm not as think,
as you drunk I am!

So by another round.
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down.
Get everyone
another beer.
You'll have to kick
us outta here.

Say are you girls
waitin' on your friends?
What did you say?!?
You're lesbians!
Bartender cancel
those two drinks.
I'm not as am,
as you drunk I think.

This beer is movin'
like a train.
I think my lizard
needs a drain.
But first I'll have
a double shot.
I'm drunk you think,
as you am is not.

So by another round.
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down.
Get everyone
another beer.
You'll have to kick
us outta here.

This bathroom's nice
as it can be.
It's got four walls;
I've puked on three!
Oops, here comes more!
I'll use the sink.
I'm not as thrunk,
as you am I dink.

I put that bouncer
right in his place.
I smacked his elbow
with my face.
He's lucky that
it's closin time.
Drunk am is not,
as you think you I'm.

So by another round.
We'll sit right here,
and drink 'em down.
Get everyone
another beer.
You'll have to kick
us outta here.