Brooks: Rehab... Shit, Like always do about this time.
Danny: Hey, Ladies and gentlemens. We'd like to thank y'all all for comin' down to the One Duck County only car show and cow-titty pull-off. We thank the cloggers for comin' down here. Y'all did a great job. Everybody give them round of applause. We'd like to thank Dusty's Rib Shak for supportin' this whole endeavor. And right now we've got a little group been down at Molly's Teen Lounge for the last week, down there on Russell Parkway. They formerly known as the Psycho Pussys. Let's give it up for Rehab!
Fan: Alright! Yeah! You fuckin' guys rock cocks!
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