Everybody's Drunk lyrics
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk in here Tonight's the night we're gonna get plastered Pissed or maybe even get laid, too Booze on your breath always makes girls horny So come on boys, let's chug a few Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk, oh yeah People pouring in the front door Most of them I've never seen in my life I hear the sound of windows breaking Who just lit the couch on fire Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight And if you're coming here Don't forget to have yourself a beer There's two girls throwin' up in the bathroom A good friend holds your head back when ya puke Tonight's the night so grab your whatever Lift your something Here's a toast to you We're all gonna get drunk Oh, we're all gonna get drunk Oh, wait we're already drunk Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk tonight Everybody's drunk Everybody's drunk, hoorah! Fa la la la la la la (Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No. I've gotta drive all these people home. Have a good time...assholes.) (Hey man, be careful) (Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face! It'll be funny) (Hey, I don't feel so good) (There is no trash can)
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