Here we are, the four of us
In total shock, me and her
I close my mouth and swallow speak
Cuz I'm thinkin to myself
This is some deep shit
Then I says, "So you gon' tell me he's
The one you been talkin to"
He says Yes, he says No
He says Yes, he says No
He says is the truth!
I yell, "All of y'all ass is crazy,
Let me up out this door, because
This is way more than I bargained for
And then she says, "Wait, I'm sure
We can all fix this".
And then I say, "I'm late, plus I ain't
Got a damn thing to do wit this! "
And the she said, "But wouldn't you like
To know just how it all begin"
Then I thought to myself and said,
"Quick, you got 3 minutes!"
And then it got real quiet
I say, "Somebody start talkin"
Then she said, "My God, Rufus,
I've got just one question, how could
You do something like this, I'm so hurt! "
He looked at her and said, "bitch, please
You've got your nerves, with all your club hoppin,
Lying saying you were shoppin, and now
Here in our home and you calling me wrong"
She said, "Ok you busted me and that much
I agree, you've caught me cheating but this
Is a little extreme"
He said, "You are my wife, sleeping
Behind my back, and now I come home
And then you got him in the closet,
How extreme is that"
She says, "But she's a he"
Then he said, "Please, you can't judge me"
She says, "Rufus this is crazy!"
Then I said, "Stop arguing! I did not stay
Here to hear y'all chew each other out, so
Get to the point or I swear I'm out! "
"Excuse me please but I think I can explain
What's going on in here. My name is Chuck,
And I've been knowin Rufus bout a year, and
Every night creeping around with him has
Been a living hell, sneakin in and out of hotels"
I said, "Brother, spare me the details"
The Rufus said, "Chuck, please don't say
And then she screams, "Rufus, you son of a
And he says, "Kathy, go to hell!"
I said, "I thought your name was Mary,
That's what you said at the party"
Man this is getting scary, I'mma shoot somebody
Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying,
"Kathy this is all your fault!"
She throws a pillow at him and says
"You was creeping too, the only difference
Is you didn't get caught"
Chuck screamed out, "WE'RE IN LOVE!"
Kathy says, "Love my ass!"
Rufus said they getting married, then I
Shoot one in the air
Then I said, "Not another one of you sons of
Bitches say a word, cuz all of this shit that
I'm going through is unheard"
Grabbed my cellular, saying, "This is so wrong!"
Call up my home, and a man picks up the phone
(Phone, phone, phone)
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